“Hey, where’ve you been?!” “Hey, whatcha doin’?” “Hey, wtf, why aren’t you posting anymore?! Where’s our free stuff?!” All those nice questions that we may or may not have gotten over the last four months can finally be laid to rest.

The Worldwide The Fruit Stand Conglomerate Monopolistic Global Metro Headquarters™ has moved! Yes, we’ve found ourselves a nice, cosy little spot in the center of a partly well known Metropolis. Or somewhere. Whatever, don’t really know. We’re still getting warm in and around the block, and except for Ol’ Joe, the cordwainer, everybody has welcomed us with open arms. Well, they had to. We bought the whole damn neighbourhood. Back in da Hoodz, I tell ya!

So, you want to know where we live now? Come with us, to the World of Extremes, the World of Tomorrow, the World of Permanent Youth and Beauty, the World of … oh, what?! Right… come and see the TFS Headquarters:

The Worldwide The Fruit Stand Conglomerate Monopolistic Global Metro Headquarters™

Now, you may notice “Holy hell, can’t see anything on there! Stupid author!” Fear not, adjust your eyes, get a coffee, and get the whole deal.