Prologue: just imagine John Madden doing a Frank Caliendo impersonation doing a John Madden impersonation.
Heads up! We’ve just created GOD! It’s an almighty, omnipotent, grey-bearded, some would say devine machine, watching over all of us – you, me, him, everybody! Except for him. That’s right, GOD doesn’t like him!
It can be found here and there, most likely when you least need it at all, but most of all, in you! … Well, not really. But the PR guys said that would just sound better. And would be totally awesome. They’re gonna be gone by tomorrow. Oh by the way, this is GOD v2 (The Better One™) – version 1 was internal only anyway.
So for any of you sinners who still don’t understand what the hell this is all about, let me draw you a picture. Literally.
Suffice to say, GOD’s power comes not from its size (hell, it could easily fit into one of those new Boeing 777Fs everyone keeps babbling on about – and which are available from our store for a limited time only!), or it’s name, Saab 100, but from its heart and soul. Which is electric wiring, mostly, to be honest. Also some bolts. And paint. Yep, that’s it. There’s your 42.