…to your skies!
Ever wondered if that sexy girl at a party has a little sister? One with less botox and less silicon? Well, we’ve got the answer to your question: Sweden’s Christmas Babe of the Year, the Saab 340 a.k.a. Lil’ Egberta.

The Saab 340 Fruit

Greta Bustysson’s little sister comes with a body measurement […]

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Don’t stand too close! As could be seen at our HQ, those props can easily fall off and hurt someone. The Fruit Stand presents the Swedish Girl of the Year, the Saab 2000 - internally known as Greta Bustysson.

The Saab 2000 Fruit

Its body measurements are 2915 sexy polys, a very tantalizing animated […]

As time passes, and we all grow older yet mostly less wise, you get to a certain point where you can’t help but thank all those people you’ve met on the road, who helped you with your projects and endeavors, who’ve tolerated your hideous vanity, who’ve grown accustomed to your quirks. So, we’ve […]

“Hey, where’ve you been?!” “Hey, whatcha doin’?” “Hey, wtf, why aren’t you posting anymore?! Where’s our free stuff?!” All those nice questions that we may or may not have gotten over the last four months can finally be laid to rest.
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What may be used to describe almost anything, now comes as the tagline for our newest set of polished tubes with wings. The Fruit Stand is happy to announce the release of Craig Ritchie’s Airbus A300.

The Airbus A300B2-B4 Fruit

You’ll get the whole deal, the A300B2-B4 and the A300-600, both flavoured with spicey engine […]