Parties, cheap women, cheaper wine, Ho-Downs, more women, fast cars, slow days, flying monkeys serving us drinks, and more of that delicious panda meat. From now on TFS is playing in the big league. Well, not the big league exactly. The middle league, maybe. Well, the minor league. Okay, admitted, we still operate in [...]

Some anonymous source handed us a secret copy of of tomorrow’s edition of the Fructus Gazette. We won’t hesitate to share it with you.

Although we know about the violent delicacy of this topic, according to our whistleblower the model in question can evidently be found on our Bombardier Dash8-300 page.

Prologue: just imagine John Madden doing a Frank Caliendo impersonation doing a John Madden impersonation.
Heads up! We’ve just created GOD! It’s an almighty, omnipotent, grey-bearded, some would say devine machine, watching over all of us - you, me, him, everybody! Except for him. That’s right, GOD doesn’t like him!
It can be found here and [...]

“Oooooooonce … moooooooore … we oooopen the doooooor…”
Stop your fracking singing, Craig!
Céline Dion may be the unwelcome leading product when it comes to spreading the Canadian feeling, but this bird sure makes a better sound. While sharing similar looks (except for the blades - the Dash uses six on each side, while Dion only carries [...]

…to your skies!
Ever wondered if that sexy girl at a party has a little sister? One with less botox and less silicon? Well, we’ve got the answer to your question: Sweden’s Christmas Babe of the Year, the Saab 340 a.k.a. Lil’ Egberta.

Greta Bustysson’s little sister comes with a body measurement of 2665 really sexy [...]