Big. Fat. Old.

What may be used to describe almost anything, now comes as the tagline for our newest set of polished tubes with wings. The Fruit Stand is happy to announce the release of Craig Ritchie’s Airbus A300.

You’ll get the whole deal, the A300B2-B4 and the A300-600, both flavoured with spicey engine variants and even some colourful clothing (repaints, that is). And hey, guess what! As progressive as we are, we implemented the bar-raising feature of so-called LODs – just to drag your FPS down again with useless stuff like animated landing gear, thrust reversers and XML controlled flaps.

Alas, our new ground breaking feature: The preemptive bug-fix date is set for the fourth week of the sixth month (year unkown). We don’t know what those bugs (not counting Mothra here) are yet, but if you know us, you know the story, we probably screwed up the cockpit windows or something.

Check avsim.com and flightsim.com for the Airbus A300B2-B4 and the Airbus A300-600 along with repaints by Tony Fosler, Boris Le Veve, John Massey, Federico Permutti, David Rawlins, Heiko Schmidt, Denis Schranz and Jakob Tischler.

But hurry! If you order now, you’ll also receive a complementary new Japanese knife set.

Safety Instructions Beware: The A300-600 (PW) comes with a special Mothra model, which, if not handled carefully, could destroy whole cities with its sheer size. You should use the above mentioned knife set to defend yourself. It’s been known to work.