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22Jan09
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Canada’s second-biggest export

“Oooooooonce … moooooooore … we oooopen the doooooor…”

Stop your fracking singing, Craig!

Céline Dion may be the unwelcome leading product when it comes to spreading the Canadian feeling, but this bird sure makes a better sound. While sharing similar looks (except for the blades – the Dash uses six on each side, while Dion only carries three with her at all times, in order to defend herself from attacking stalkers), Céline Marie Claudette surely can’t claim she has XML flaps.…

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Canada’s second-biggest export
26Dec08
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Santa’s babe is coming…

…to your skies!

Ever wondered if that sexy girl at a party has a little sister? One with less botox and less silicon? Well, we’ve got the answer to your question: Sweden’s Christmas Babe of the Year, the Saab 340 a.k.a. Lil’ Egberta.

Greta Bustysson’s little sister comes with a body measurement of 2665 really sexy polys, another very fine set of animated landing gear, six even more seductive LODs, extremely mellifluously drooping elevators and – if treated as properly as Greta – maybe even XML controlled flaps.…

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Santa’s babe is coming…
26Nov08
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Promotional A310 release title

krckzszzzzz … [insert funny text here] … krrrrrkrzz present … A310 … shshskrkrkrshsh Craig Ri… krrrzckksh … XML fla… krrr … funny looking krkrkrkshshszzzh LODs … kkrssssszzzkkhk Eleva… krkrkrkrkrrr etymological Ornithologist shshshshshsh CAN’T HEAR YOU! shshshshshsh … Paints by … krzs ris Le Ve… krrkssshhzz John Ma … krssh SPEAK UP, BASTARD!…

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Promotional A310 release title
05Oct08
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…and she even spins

Don’t stand too close! As could be seen at our HQ, those props can easily fall off and hurt someone. The Fruit Stand presents the Swedish Girl of the Year, the Saab 2000 – internally known as Greta Bustysson.

Its body measurements are 2915 sexy polys, a very tantalizing animated landing gear, six quite seductive LODs, mellifluously drooping elevators and – if treated properly – maybe even XML controlled flaps.…

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…and she even spins
29Sep08
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A short Message from the Management

As time passes, and we all grow older yet mostly less wise, you get to a certain point where you can’t help but thank all those people you’ve met on the road, who helped you with your projects and endeavors, who’ve tolerated your hideous vanity, who’ve grown accustomed to your quirks.…

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08Sep08
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Home is … for losers! Get some HQs!

“Hey, where’ve you been?!” “Hey, whatcha doin’?” “Hey, wtf, why aren’t you posting anymore?! Where’s our free stuff?!” All those nice questions that we may or may not have gotten over the last four months can finally be laid to rest.

The Worldwide The Fruit Stand Conglomerate Monopolistic Global Metro Headquarters™ has moved!…

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Home is … for losers! Get some HQs!