Don’t stand too close! As could be seen at our HQ, those props can easily fall off and hurt someone. The Fruit Stand presents the Swedish Girl of the Year, the Saab 2000 - internally known as Greta Bustysson.

The Saab 2000 Fruit

Its body measurements are 2915 sexy polys, a very tantalizing animated landing gear, six quite seductive LODs, mellifluously drooping elevators and - if treated properly - maybe even XML controlled flaps.

Head over to avsim.com and flightsim.com to get Craig Ritchie’s fancy lady, along with clothes made by Tony Fosler, John Massey, Federico Permutti, Denis Schranz and Jakob Tischler.

Oh, and for all those counting on something desperately more needed by The Beast™: too bad, tough luck!

As time passes, and we all grow older yet mostly less wise, you get to a certain point where you can’t help but thank all those people you’ve met on the road, who helped you with your projects and endeavors, who’ve tolerated your hideous vanity, who’ve grown accustomed to your quirks. So, we’ve put together a little sexy something, to say our gratitudes:

If your pitiful computer is incapable of rendering the text in a legible manner, there’s a hard copy available, which you can obtain for a small fee of €21,99 (we would generally take US-$, but … you know …). Paypal accepted.

And now for something completely different - a personal note from the author:
This video is supposed to be a humoristic attempt, nothing less, and certainly nothing more. Any actual names or likenesses are pure coincidence. Should the content of the video or part thereof infringe your product’s copyright, or even your personal vanity, please tell us and we’ll remove it immediately.

“Hey, where’ve you been?!” “Hey, whatcha doin’?” “Hey, wtf, why aren’t you posting anymore?! Where’s our free stuff?!” All those nice questions that we may or may not have gotten over the last four months can finally be laid to rest.

The Worldwide The Fruit Stand Conglomerate Monopolistic Global Metro Headquarters™ has moved! Yes, we’ve found ourselves a nice, cosy little spot in the center of a partly well known Metropolis. Or somewhere. Whatever, don’t really know. We’re still getting warm in and around the block, and except for Ol’ Joe, the cordwainer, everybody has welcomed us with open arms. Well, they had to. We bought the whole damn neighbourhood. Back in da Hoodz, I tell ya!

So, you want to know where we live now? Come with us, to the World of Extremes, the World of Tomorrow, the World of Permanent Youth and Beauty, the World of … oh, what?! Right… come and see the TFS Headquarters:

The Worldwide The Fruit Stand Conglomerate Monopolistic Global Metro Headquarters™

Now, you may notice “Holy hell, can’t see anything on there! Stupid author!” Fear not, adjust your eyes, get a coffee, and get the whole deal.

What may be used to describe almost anything, now comes as the tagline for our newest set of polished tubes with wings. The Fruit Stand is happy to announce the release of Craig Ritchie’s Airbus A300.

The Airbus A300B2-B4 Fruit

You’ll get the whole deal, the A300B2-B4 and the A300-600, both flavoured with spicey engine variants and even some colourful clothing (repaints, that is). And hey, guess what! As progressive as we are, we implemented the bar-raising feature of so-called LODs - just to drag your FPS down again with useless stuff like animated landing gear, thrust reversers and XML controlled flaps.

The Airbus A300-600 Fruit

Alas, our new ground breaking feature: The preemptive bug-fix date is set for the fourth week of the sixth month (year unkown). We don’t know what those bugs (not counting Mothra here) are yet, but if you know us, you know the story, we probably screwed up the cockpit windows or something.

Check avsim.com and flightsim.com for the Airbus A300B2-B4 and the Airbus A300-600 along with repaints by Tony Fosler, Boris Le Veve, John Massey, Federico Permutti, David Rawlins, Heiko Schmidt, Denis Schranz and Jakob Tischler.

But hurry! If you order now, you’ll also receive a complementary new Japanese knife set.

Safety Instructions Beware: The A300-600 (PW) comes with a special Mothra model, which, if not handled carefully, could destroy whole cities with its sheer size. You should use the above mentioned knife set to defend yourself. It’s been known to work.